IAmNotALawyer
Instructions:
To view the entire display, simply tap the full-screen icon positioned in the bottom right corner of your interface. This simple action will expand the content to fill the whole screen without any obstructions.Description
In this quirky interactive tale, players navigate a whimsical world where decisions shape a bizarre moral landscape. You encounter scenarios involving pets and professionals, selecting from options that cast a negative light on dogs, cats, or lawyers. Each choice accumulates points in one of three categories, influencing the story's path and ultimate outcome. To unlock the true finale, maintain an imbalance—favoring one group over the others ensures progression toward resolution. However, selecting an identical number of negative picks across all three (say, three "dog bad," three "cat bad," and three "lawyer bad") stalls the narrative, blocking the ending entirely. In such cases, you'll need to restart from the beginning to try a different balance. The experience unfolds through a series of branching dialogues and events, blending humor with subtle satire on everyday judgments. Visuals feature hand-drawn illustrations of chaotic scenes: a mischievous pup causing havoc, a sly feline plotting schemes, or a shrewd attorney entangled in absurd disputes. Audio cues, like playful barks or meows, enhance the atmosphere without overwhelming the text-based core. For optimal play, expand to full-screen mode—the repeat button, essential for revisiting choices, only appears then. Note that the game isn't compatible with mobile web browsers; use a desktop or laptop for smooth performance. This design encourages thoughtful replays, rewarding experimentation while highlighting the pitfalls of even-handed negativity. Explore multiple routes to discover hidden dialogues and alternate conclusions, all within a compact session that lasts under 30 minutes.
